Area 51 Raid story

It was a joke at first no one was really going to go the whole thing was a joke. About getting that alien booty, crabby patty formula, and or unreleased Bionicle’s, maybe a time machine. Then it happened, and everyone collectively stood up and said: “let’s go and destroy the place”.  It became a point to prove after Trump sent that tweet something about the American people being too soft. To the north, there was Bald mountain that became the unofficial staging ground for the attack.

The question became how well equipped where us pansies the government couldn’t open fire or bomb their own people. Armed with only monster energy drinks, rocks, and cellphones. at that point it was still just a meme for us it wasn’t until the GoFundMe’s trumps tweets didn’t just anger the snowflake’s like he hoped. Suddenly it wasn’t just a meme but a small resistance force funded by armchair activists and millennial’s. Trump then threatened taking guns away after it became a statement, a show of force. Then it became a political statement anyone against trump donated to the cause.

The compound looking back, in the beginning, it was barely that a couple of Weeb’s with tent’s really. Once trump angered everyone, things got serious; others joined canopies went up to try and hide our growing force. this was a joint operation Between the Kyle’s, weeb’s, and redneck’s/ex-military mostly with the odd far-left and right. Entering the compound your greeted by the cabin big and imposing it was the center of the operation; solar panel’s lined the roof along with a Wardenclyffe Tower wirelessly powering the wi-fi, tv’s, and laptops. they had cleared out 4-acre’s of land for as serious as an operation it was still a meme. The right just off the path to the cabin sat the food reserve’s mostly MRE’s but not without the monster energy drinks for the Kyle’s. to the right sat the tents all different sizes some are glamping other’s taking a more simple approach. It’s amazing what a bunch of angry nerds could build with some direction. Behind the cabin sat the weapon reserve and training ground for the coming assault. Modified vehicles for the approach sat deeper in the woods covered from prying eye’s in the sky.

the general’s stayed in the cabin planning the assault the rest made the memes. meme propaganda it kept the government and other policing force’s at bay seeing it as a joke if they moved against us. The American government would enter the same category as other government killing their own people; the world stage wouldn’t take kindly to that. So by October when I joined the base was covering the whole 4 acre’s daily meals together. The exercise was daily it was more a boot camp, live fire exercise’s, simulations, daily plan run downs. The dining room of the cabin sat a model of Area 51 the plan was simple Kyle’s rage through the front gate’s with raised chasse trucks. Weeb’s flank the position “Naruto running” threw smoke grenades fired off from the western mountain range. the real forces come down the mountain; with the front gate as a diversion takes the rear. The plan was for minimal bloodshed and maximum surprise, not really into killing guards the generals and ex-military guys. Everyone there didn’t like the idea of killing it was more loot and ransack the place plan than anything. I think we were all angry maybe at Trump, the government, tech companies. Who knows really?

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